(A bowl of tortilla chips are seen; Krunk's hand reaches down to the bowl and he grabs a handful of chips; he slowly moves them to his mouth)
Puppet Pal Mitch: Hey, Puppet Pal Clem, I just heard the funniest joke. Do you want to hear it?
Puppet Pal Clem: Lay it on me, Puppet Pal Mitch.
Puppet Pal Mitch: What do you get when you cross a zebra and a trench coat?
Puppet Pal Clem: I don't know. What do you get when you cross a zebra and a trench coat?
Puppet Pal Mitch: A bonk on the head.
(Krunk crunches the chips as the camera zooms in on his teeth; suddenly, one of the tortilla chips gets jammed into the crown of Krunk's tooth; he howls in pain)
Krunk: Krunk tooth hurt!
(He rips off his t-shirt; not long after, Krunk flies into a rage; he breaks the TV, rips an armchair in half, stomps twice, then breaks a table; in the kitchen, Major Glory is reading a newspaper while Valhallen is on the other side looking on; Krunk barges in, breaking the wall with both doors)
Krunk: OW!
Major Glory: Oh, say, can you see by the dawn's early light? Our friend Krunk is in a terrible fright.
(Krunk reaches his head over to Major Glory and screams)
Major Glory: Liberty's bell! Krunk is possessed by some intergalactic fiend of unimaginable imagination.
Krunk: Krunk tooth (while shouting at Major Glory and Valhallen, a gust of wind comes out of his mouth) hurt!
Major Glory: We must swiftly subdue our superfriend so he can disclose to us the location of the tooth that aches him so.
Valhallen: But...
(Major Glory runs over to Krunk and picks him up like a professional wrestler; he then throws him on the floor and rubs his stomach while Valhallen grabs Krunk's head; Krunk gasps)
(Valhallen looks inside Krunk's mouth, which is now wide open with a small tortilla chip lodged into his bottom right tooth; the inside of Krunk's mouth is then shown)
Valhallen: Yo, major, checketh this out. The agony that doth befall our friend is a bodacious chip jammed in his Krunk's teethesins.
Major Glory: Yes! It is as I suspected all along: The foreign object implanted in Krunk's teeth has caused Krunk to have a toothache.
Valhallen: Yo, we must make haste and taketh the infraggible one to the dentist.
Major Glory: No! The time for that has passed! We must extract the evil that is imbedded in Krunk's teeth and rid him of the plague that pains him!
(Krunk rubs his cheek)
Valhallen: But doesn't thou think it wouldst--
Major Glory: (interrupting) Valhallen, would you come here, please?
(He does so; Major Glory is angry)
Valhallen: Didst thou call upon me?
Major Glory: (smiling) Val, pal, who found the apartment?
Valhallen: Uh, you.
Major Glory: And who put the security deposit down?
Valhallen: You.
Major Glory: And who did I elect as your leader?
Valhallen: Uh, you.
Major Glory: (quietly) Hmm. Ok. Then I'd guess you should (shouting; Valhallen flinches to the left) SHUT UP AND DO WHAT I SAY!
(The JF logo is shown on a swirling white and red background; it then shows Major Glory tying a rope to a doorknob, with the other end of it to Krunk's tooth; Major Glory slams the door shut, but the door comes off the wall and a crack forms that goes from the wall to the ceiling; outside, Muscular Arms is shown; the first story collapses completely)
Valhallen: Should we go to the dentist now?
Major Glory: No!
(The JF logo is shown again; it then shows Valhallen and Major Glory in a viking ship-like vehicle with the rope attached to its rear; it then shows Krunk, who has the rope tied to his tooth, grabbing the ground; as Valhallen steps on the gas pedal, the vehicle flies down the street, but when the rope starts tugging, the vehicle suddenly loses momentum and both Major Glory and Valhallen fly out and crash into a glass building, leaving the both of them in dust)
Valhallen: Should we go to the dentist now?
Major Glory: No!
(The JF logo is shown again, then it cuts to Major Glory and Valhallen fastening their seatbelts; outside, a rocket is shown as it launches into space; there, Major Glory, piloting the rocket, flies through passing by several planets)
Valhallen: Passing Mars, Jupiter, Pluto, Neptune.
Major Glory: Well, that should do it.
(He looks behind him and sees Krunk grabbing onto a chunk of the street; back in the cockpit, Major Glory facepalms himself)
Valhallen: Should we go to the dentist now?
(The JF logo is shown for a fourth time; Major Glory, Valhallen, and Krunk stand in the middle of a street in the city)
Major Glory: Enough of these conventional methods. We must extract the tooth with the powers that we use to crush the forces of evil and uphold the ways of justice and rid Krunk of this mighty saga of pain that pursues to plague him.
(He has his cape open behind him)
Major Glory: Valhallen, you're on.
(He quickly moves out of the way, revealing Valhallen with his Ax; a crowd of fans appear behind Valhallen cheering wildly as he begins playing his Ax; several storm clouds appear over them; lightning flashes in the clouds, and four spotlights shine down on them)
(As Valhallen continues playing, lightning strikes the Ax; he points it at Krunk and summons a bolt shaped like a dragon's head from it; the bolt strikes Krunk, causing him to flash in various colors; the force pulls his head forward, getting stronger as Valhallen ups the tempo on his Ax; four fangirls are shown cheering)
Major Glory: Rock on, Valhallen.
(Valhallen, now shown playing the guitar like a windmill, continues to shock Krunk; Krunk pulls his head back then stretches both of his arms out; Valhallen, drops the guitar pick and the Ax knocks him away; causing him to land on his back in front of Major Glory; four women also fall on their backs; Major Glory becomes frustrated, then opens his cape)
Major Glory: Stand back! The time has come for Lady Liberty's first son - Major Glory...
(Three men run toward him and take two photos as Major Glory looks at them grinning; the men then exit offscreen)
Major Glory: ...To step up and free you from the pain that your tooth has inflicted. (He raises his right hand, revealing a puppet with an eagle-shaped head) Behold, the Jaw of Freedom!
(The Jaw of Freedom moves toward Krunk's tooth and latches onto it; Major Glory tries to pull it out with no success; suddenly, something snaps and both the Jaw of Freedom and Krunk yell)
Jaw of Freedom: I'm sorry.
(It rests its head on Major Glory's chest; he hugs it)
Major Glory: (softly) Don't worry, old friend. We'll battle side by side for justice another day.
(He sniffs)
Major Glory: These shenanigans have gone on far too long. We are in need of assistance. I, Major Glory...
(The same three men run toward him and take photos as Major Glory grins; the men then exit to the bottom)
Major Glory: Must call upon the Friends of Justice. White Tiger!
(White Tiger appears in front of Krunk, clawing at his jaw; he then moves away)
Major Glory: (offscreen) Living Bullet!
(Living Bullet appears in front of Krunk as the latter opens his mouth; Living Bullet ricochets off Krunk's mouth three times, leaving his head dented; he dashes offscreen)
Major Glory: Phan Tone!
(Phan Tone briefly appears on Krunk then flies away)
Major Glory: Miss Spell!
(Miss Spell briefly appears, zapping Krunk with electricity from her fingers; she moves away)
Major Glory: Capital G!
(Capital G, who is large as the highrise buildings, steps in front of Krunk; he shrinks himself then jumps into Krunk's mouth, where he tries to pull the tooth with the tortilla chip stuck in it out; back outside, Krunk shakes his head)
Major Glory: The forces of good are no good.
(Capital G pops out of Krunk's mouth; Krunk spits him out)
Valhallen: Should not we have sendeth Krunketh to the dentist.
Major Glory: No. I have a better plan.
(The JF logo is shown for a fifth time; Major Glory is theatrically worried)
Major Glory: Oh, my goodness! The Infraggible Krunk has lost all his powers, and one hit on the jaw will forever end Krunk's continuous onslaught on the forces of evil.
(Short pause)
Krunk: Now?
Major Glory: (annoyed) Yes, Krunk. Now.
(Krunk holds up a script and reads it, then looks defeated)
Krunk: Yes...
Major Glory: Then let us hurry, Valhallen, and leave Krunk here alone defenseless against any attack of an evildoer, while we seek help from a faraway place.
(They quickly hide behind a building, with Major Glory covering Valhallen's mouth; Krunk is shown standing in place blinking his eyes; rumbling suddenly follows; the Injustice Friends, led by Mental Mouse, approach)
Mental Mouse: Look, the Infraggable Krunk has lost all his powers and one hit on the jaw would forever end Krunk's continuous onslaught on the forces of evil! Get him!
(The Grappulator, Doctor Diablos, and Comrade Red all move toward Krunk and punch him in his jaw; it then shows the Injustice Friends delivering blows as a cloud covers them)
Valhallen: Dude, we have to take Krunk to the dentist.
Major Glory: You know, Val, I've had just about you and this dentist business.
(Krunk walks out of the cloud unharmed as the Injustice Friends continue to deliver blows)
Valhallen: Are you threatening me?!
Valhallen: Then I have just one word for you.
Major Glory: Don't say it!
Valhallen: Dentist! Dentist! Dentist!
(Major Glory lunges at Valhallen and they both fight offscreen; Krunk suddenly remembers something)
Krunk: Dentist?
(Flash to Puppet Pals Clem and Mitch)
Puppet Pal Clem: I have a toothache. What kind of doctor should I go see?
Puppet Pal Mitch: (while bonking Clem) A dentist.
Krunk: Dentist? Krunk must go see dentist.
(The view pulls back to show the Injustice Friends fighting amongst themselves while Major Glory punches Valhallen, and Valhallen retaliating by whacking Major Glory with his Ax; Krunk walks off to the left)
(Wipe to the dentist's office; Krunk is seen in the waiting room reading a magazine while sitting on a bench, with the right side higher above the floor; a young nurse walks near the bench)
Nurse: Mr. Krunk, the doctor will see you now.
(Wipe to the dentist's office; Krunk is sitting in the chair)
Dentist: Hello, Krunk. Now, why don't you just lie back, and we'll see what the problem is.
(Krunk does so; he leans the chair back and is facing straight up)
Dentist: Krunk, can you tell me what sound sheep make?
Krunk: Baa!
(He opens his mouth; the dentist uses a set of tweezers and pulls out the tortilla chip from Krunk's tooth)
Dentist: All done! Candy?
(He holds up five lollipops; Krunk grins widely)
(Fade to the dentist and Valhallen)
Dentist: Well, kids, we've all had fun here today, haven't we? But remember, dental hygiene is serious business. You should see your dentist at least once a year.
Valhallen: That's right. And remember, dentists are your friends. And if you neglect your friends, you could be in major pain. Isn't that right, Major Glory?
(Pan down to Major Glory facing up to the ceiling; the dentist examines his tooth using a dental hook)
