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- (Outside, a bird is on a tree branch chirping; a wafting aroma flies toward its beak; the bird, enamored by the smell, starts running then flying toward the source of the smell coming from the Dexter family house; as it gets closer to the window, the bird bumps into the bottom left pane, cracking it; inside Dexter's room, the bookcase moves up, then several doors open until it zooms in to a door with a nuclear symbol on it, which opens to reveal a mechanism surrounded by electricity that fades out; it then opens up to reveal a silhouette of Dexter, who reaches for a plate of cookies; he grabs it and triumphantly holds the plate of cookies over his head on a cloudy background)
- Dexter: At last! (a brief flash of lightning occurs) My chocolate chip cookies are done!
- (At a small pedestal, Dexter sets the plate of cookies on it, blinks three times, then leans back out of the scene; the cookies then have a greenish glow surrounding them; it then zooms into a more detailed view of the chocolate chip cookies; Dee Dee's hand reaches for one of them then slowly pulls it out of the plate and tries to eat it)
- Dexter: Stooooop!
- (He lunges at Dee Dee and knocks her over; they both roll for a few moments then stand up; as Dexter talks to Dee Dee, she pops one of her ears, rubs her dress, then rolls her eyes)
- Dexter: These cookies are not for you. These cookies are for my laboratory rats. These cookies contain the (holds up a small flask containing a green isotope) wonderful formula X29, and are not meant for human species, (Dee Dee walks away) especially a lower (his glasses slide down, then he pushes them back up) species of sister such as yourself. (Dee Dee returns) Thusly, I reiterate: The chocolate chip cookies are only for my rats. Do you understand that?
- Dee Dee: No.
- (Dexter is dumbfounded by her quick response; he clenches his teeth and becomes steamed as Dee Dee clasps her hands together)
- Dexter: Are you a rat?
- Dee Dee: No.
- Dexter: (jumping into Dee Dee's face; he yells while Dee Dee wobbles) Then you cannot have my cookies, so get out of my laboratory!
- (He stomps off to the right)
- Dee Dee: Hmm... okay!
- (Wipe to Dexter feeding his lab rats; he gives a chocolate chip cookie to the first lab rat that, after consuming the cookie, shrinks; Dexter writes down the results on his clipboard; he walks over to the second lab rat; he gives it a chocolate chip cookie; after the rat consumes it, it suddenly has two heads; Dexter writes down the results on his clipboard)
- (Lastly, Dexter walks over to Dee Dee, who is seen wearing a rat costume, and unknowingly feeds her a chocolate chip cookie; after a few moments, he realizes what he did as Dee Dee nonchalantly eats the cookie)
- Dexter: Nooooooo!
- (Dee Dee tosses Dexter into the air and knocks him over)
- Dee Dee: (singsong) I ate your cookies! I ate your cookies!
- (She blows a raspberry, turns on one foot and sticks her costume's tail in Dexter's face; she then ballet dances until she suddenly notices one of her arms then the other bursting out of her rat costume, which appear to be abnormally large and elongated; she then bursts out of the rat costume as a whole and starts growing to an immense size, with Dexter watching in dismay)
- Dee Dee: Ooh, (points at the city) what's over there?
- (She walks to the city just as Dexter heads out of the front door to watch his giantess sister entering the city)
- Dexter: (while jumping for joy) At last! (he walks toward the house then closes the front door) With my sister gone, my intellectual pursuits shall be uninhibited!
- (In one building, a man seen wearing green and yellow-striped pajamas is drinking a cup of coffee; he becomes started as Dee Dee looks into his window)
- Dee Dee: Ooh, look at the cute little dolly.
- (The man starts screaming just as Dee Dee's hand breaks into his apartment and grabs him; outside, several citizens crowd around the giant Dee Dee)
- Man: Ahhh! Everybody, run! There's a giant monster on the loose!
- (The citizens all run for their lives as Dee Dee looks at them)
- Dee Dee: Oh, more cute little dollies.
- (As Dee Dee thinks, the man she grabbed in her left hand continues to scream)
- Dee Dee: Hmm... What are all the dollies going to do? (She gets an idea) I know! We'll play cops and robbers!
- (A police car with its siren on approaches Dee Dee; she grabs the police car, mistaking it for a toy car)
- Dee Dee: Look out, bad guy. Here comes the cops.
- (She moves the man toward the middle then uses the police car to jostle the man's stomach)
- Dee Dee: Uh oh, bad guy. I think they got you.
- (Back at home, Dexter is watching TV)
- Professor: The kinetic energy does not equal...
- (The program is interrupted as a navy blue card with "SPECIAL REPORT" written on it appears on the screen; it then cuts to an a news correspondent interviewing a boy; Dee Dee herself is in the background running back and forth)
- Anchorman: Yes, it appears downtown is being ravaged by what eyewitnesses describe as...
- Eyewitness: A giant monster.
- Anchorman: And now, live from Washington: The President.
- President: People of the United States, uh, of the American pe... People of the... Oh, what is that? Somebody help!
- (Dexter raises one of his eyebrows; it then flashes to him being award a golden trophy shaped like a brain)
- Professor: Dexter, the science community would like to present you with the Brain of the Year award for ridding the world of the giant monster.
- (Flash to Dexter talking on the phone with God)
- God: Dexter, congratulations (Dexter smiles as his eyes turn into spinning white stars) on ridding the world of a giant monster.
- (Flash to a woman in a red bikini running toward Dexter)
- Woman: Dexter! Dexter! Thanks for ridding the world of the giant monster!
- (She kisses Dexter, who then becomes lovestruck)
- (Flash to an extreme close-up of Dexter's face)
- Dexter: I'll do it!
- (He puts on a boot, a pair of blue shades, a large metallic purple glove, a helmet, a belt buckle that electrifies, then zips on a black and white suit with the letter "D" on front; inside Dexter's cyborg, the Robo-Dexo 2000, Dexter crosses his hands, raises a fist, and punches his left hand with it; as he begins to press several buttons and pulls on a lever, an alarm goes off; it then shows a sign that says "MOM ALERT" with a flashing red light)
- Computer: Mom alert!
- (As it says "Mom alert!", Dexter looks on his monitor to see Mom reaching for his room door; he then reaches over to a red button with "EMERGENCY ONLY" written underneath it; he smashes the glass surrounding the button and presses it; on a black background, a pair of blue eyes similar to Dexter's glasses lights up; Mom enters the room and turn the lights on and a diminutive robot resembling Dexter wheels toward her)
- Mom: Dexter? Dexter, what are you doing here in the dark?
- Robot Dexter: Hello, Mother.
- Mom: Oh! You silly little boy! Have fun playing.
- (She kisses the robot; a pink heart flies up; Mom heads out)
- Mom: Good-bye.
- Robot Dexter: Hello, Mother.
- (She notices the cookies sitting on the pedestal)
- Mom: Mmm, cookies.
- (Back in the Robo-Dexo 2000, Dexter rubs the sweat off his head)
- Dexter: Whew. Time to engage!
- (An engine starts up and the Robo-Dexo 2000 flies upward; it then flies out of the Dexter home, which flips open like a trash can top then goes back down)
- (In the city, three tanks and a fighter jet are seen firing at Dee Dee; three shots miss and a jet flies under Dee Dee's nose; she smells the exhaust, gears up to, then sneezes on the tanks, covering them in green mucus; she then rubs her nose)
- Dee Dee: Excuse me.
- (A tremor occurs, startling Dee Dee; she turns to see a silhouette of the Robo-Dexo 2000 covered in dark gray clouds; it then walks toward Dee Dee and stomps the ground; the camera pans up to reveal the entirety of the Robo-Dexo 2000, with the sun reflecting on it)
- Dexter: Dee Dee, it is time for you to come home with me!
- Dee Dee: Dexter? Dexter, are you in there?
- (She starts knocking on the Robo-Dexo 2000's head; inside, Dexter is shaking back and forth; the rumbling stops and he grabs a walkie-talkie)
- Dexter: Dee Dee, cut it out! You've got to come home with me right no-...
- (He is cut off as Dee Dee gives the Robo-Dexo 2000 a wet willy; inside, the mainboard electrocutes and Dexter falls with a thud; outside, Dee Dee jumps over the Robo-Dexo 2000 three times while pushing on its head; inside, the shaking throws Dexter's around; Dee Dee then runs away until she is a silhouette, then she turns to wave at him)
- Dee Dee: Hey, Dexter! Catch me!
- (As the Robo-Dexo 2000 turns its head, Dee Dee gets a running start, jumps, then body slams the Robo-Dexo 2000, with the word "WHOMP" on a flashing yellow and white card briefly appearing; it then shows the Robo-Dexo 2000 inside a hole as Dee Dee looks on; it zooms into the Robo-Dexo 2000's head then toward Dexter)
- Dexter: That's it... Play time is over, Dee Dee!
- (With the Robo-Dexo 2000, Dexter jumps out of the hole with a yellow beam following him; Dee Dee watches)
- Dee Dee: Dexter?
- (The Robo-Dexo 2000 performs a high flying kick toward Dee Dee, with "YYYYAAAAAAAAA" in the background; Dee Dee runs away as the Robo-Dexo 2000 crashes down; a white and yellow card with "BADOOM" written on it briefly appears; it then shows the starry-eyed Robo-Dexo 2000 holding its head as three screws with wing bolts spin around the top; Dee Dee leans in from the right)
- Dee Dee: (singsong) Missed me! Missed me! Now you gotta kiss me!
- (She kisses the Robo-Dexo 2000; frustrated, Dexter fires the hands on the Robo-Dexo 2000 as missiles at Dee Dee, who gracefully dodges them as the fists crash into the buildings, destroying part of them; Dexter then charges at Dee Dee like an American football player; she jumps up and starts spinning around and, just as Dexter nears, kicks the Robo-Dexo 2000 in the back of its head, knocking it over; she leans toward it)
- Dee Dee: Hey, Dexter. I got a new game we can play. (the inside of the Robo-Dexo 2000 is briefly shown) Tag, you're it!
- (With a forceful push, followed by the word "TAG" appearing on a white and blue card, the Robo-Dexo 2000 flies to the left; inside, the word "BAIL OUT" appears on the Robo-Dexo 2000's visor)
- Computer: Bail out.
- (As it says "Bail out", the top of the Robo-Dexo 2000's head opens; Dexter, still in the pilot's seat, is ejected out of the mech and lands into the palm of Dee Dee's hand. Dee Dee slowly holds him up to her face)
- Dee Dee: And now it's time for... (a pink tube top on a hanger is shown) dress-up!
- (She undresses Dexter by pulling his helmet and suit off of him)
- Dexter: Dee Dee, don't! Please, no! You know I hate dress up! Dee Dee, please don't! No, Dee Dee, no! (he smiles and holds up a cookie) Dee Dee, how about a cookie?
- Dee Dee: Cookie? I'd love one!
- (She pinches the minuscule cookie with her giant fingers, then throws it into her mouth; her head, then her body shrink back down to normal size; Dexter then falls on his rear, dazed and smiling)
- Dexter: Whew.
- (A tremor occurs, startling Dexter; it then shows Mom, who is now a giant, cycloptic alien with wings)
- Mom: You kids clean up this mess right now!
- (Dexter looks at his mother for a few moments then faints as Dee Dee continues to savor the cookie; the iris then closes on Dee Dee's face)