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*'''Dexter:''' Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! So you want to know what my ingenious invention is, do you? |
*'''Dexter:''' Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! So you want to know what my ingenious invention is, do you? |
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*'''Dee Dee:''' You know it, bro. |
*'''Dee Dee:''' You know it, bro. |
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− | *'''Dexter:''' *''Dramatically''* It is great, that's what it is! *''Normal tone''* This machine has the ability to remove and contain the most annoying personality trait known to man: Rudeness. Behold |
+ | *'''Dexter:''' *''Dramatically''* It is great, that's what it is! *''Normal tone''* This machine has the ability to remove and contain the most annoying personality trait known to man: Rudeness. Behold: The Rude Removal System! |
*(''The camera pulls out to reveal the Rude Removal System; it then cuts to Dexter standing in front of a chart'') |
*(''The camera pulls out to reveal the Rude Removal System; it then cuts to Dexter standing in front of a chart'') |
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*'''Dexter:''' Okay, listen. To simplify this, Dee Dee minus rude equals happy Dexter. |
*'''Dexter:''' Okay, listen. To simplify this, Dee Dee minus rude equals happy Dexter. |
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*'''Dexter:''' *''English accent''* Quite. Like I said before, it takes the rudeness of a person, removes it, and then contains it. |
*'''Dexter:''' *''English accent''* Quite. Like I said before, it takes the rudeness of a person, removes it, and then contains it. |
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*(''The cloud in the B tube fades away; two kids who look very similar to Dee Dee and Dexter come out'') |
*(''The cloud in the B tube fades away; two kids who look very similar to Dee Dee and Dexter come out'') |
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− | *'''Rude Dexter:''' *''New York accent''* Where the |
+ | *'''Rude Dexter:''' *''New York accent''* Where the f*** are we? |
− | *'''Rude Dee Dee:''' Beats the crap outta me! |
+ | *'''Rude Dee Dee:''' *''New York accent''* Beats the crap outta me! |
*'''Dexter:''' Why, you're in Dexter's laboratory, silly! I'm Dexter. And this golden-haired angel behind me is my charming sister, Dee Dee. |
*'''Dexter:''' Why, you're in Dexter's laboratory, silly! I'm Dexter. And this golden-haired angel behind me is my charming sister, Dee Dee. |
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*(''Dee Dee curtsies'') |
*(''Dee Dee curtsies'') |
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*'''Dee Dee:''' Charmed! |
*'''Dee Dee:''' Charmed! |
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− | *'''Rude Dexter:''' Ah, |
+ | *'''Rude Dexter:''' Ah, f*** off! |
*'''Dee Dee and Dexter:''' *''gasp''* Oh dear. |
*'''Dee Dee and Dexter:''' *''gasp''* Oh dear. |
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*'''Dexter:''' Ahem. Excuse me sir, but we think that was very rude, and we are in want of an apology. |
*'''Dexter:''' Ahem. Excuse me sir, but we think that was very rude, and we are in want of an apology. |
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− | *'''Rude Dexter:''' Yeah, here's your |
+ | *'''Rude Dexter:''' Yeah, here's your f***ing apology! |
*'''Mom:''' *''offscreen''* Kids! Lunchtime! |
*'''Mom:''' *''offscreen''* Kids! Lunchtime! |
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− | *'''Rude Dexter:''' Lunchtime! I'm |
+ | *'''Rude Dexter:''' Lunchtime! I'm f***ing starving! |
*(''He drops Dexter to the ground and forges to the kitchen with Rude Dee Dee beside him'') |
*(''He drops Dexter to the ground and forges to the kitchen with Rude Dee Dee beside him'') |
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*'''Dee Dee:''' Dexter? I'm sorry those meanies broke your machine and made you look like a wimp. |
*'''Dee Dee:''' Dexter? I'm sorry those meanies broke your machine and made you look like a wimp. |
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*'''Mom:''' I hope you're hungry because I've made a very- *''grunts''* speciallunchthatIgotfromarecipethatIfoundinaspecialBetsyCrockermagazine! *''huffing''* I hope you like it. |
*'''Mom:''' I hope you're hungry because I've made a very- *''grunts''* speciallunchthatIgotfromarecipethatIfoundinaspecialBetsyCrockermagazine! *''huffing''* I hope you like it. |
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*(''She gets up from the floor with green stars and dots circling her head; Rude Dexter chews the food'') |
*(''She gets up from the floor with green stars and dots circling her head; Rude Dexter chews the food'') |
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− | *'''Mom:''' Well, |
+ | *'''Mom:''' Well, what do you think, Dexter? |
− | *'''Rude Dexter:''' *''with a full mouth''* I think it |
+ | *'''Rude Dexter:''' *''with a full mouth''* I think it tastes like s***! |
*(''He spits the food at a shocked Mom; Mom falls to the floor'') |
*(''He spits the food at a shocked Mom; Mom falls to the floor'') |
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*'''Mom:''' Oh! |
*'''Mom:''' Oh! |
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*(''Rude Dee Dee takes the bowl, sticks her entire face in it, and gobbles away'') |
*(''Rude Dee Dee takes the bowl, sticks her entire face in it, and gobbles away'') |
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− | *'''Rude Dexter:''' I gots to find some |
+ | *'''Rude Dexter:''' I gots to find some f***ing food! |
*(''He walks over to the fridge and starts throwing out food'') |
*(''He walks over to the fridge and starts throwing out food'') |
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*'''Rude Dexter:''' No! No! Uh-uh! Nada! No way! Ah! *''he pulls out a pie''* Oh baby, come to Papa. |
*'''Rude Dexter:''' No! No! Uh-uh! Nada! No way! Ah! *''he pulls out a pie''* Oh baby, come to Papa. |
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*'''Mom:''' Ugh...ah? Dexter! No! Absolutely not! You cannot have any dessert. |
*'''Mom:''' Ugh...ah? Dexter! No! Absolutely not! You cannot have any dessert. |
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*'''Rude Dexter:''' Why? You want it all to yourself? |
*'''Rude Dexter:''' Why? You want it all to yourself? |
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− | *(''Mom gasps, grows wrinkles, and falls to the floor; Rude Dee Dee is at a cabinet throwing out canned food and cooking ingredients'') |
+ | *(''Mom gasps, grows wrinkles, and falls to the floor again; Rude Dee Dee is at a cabinet throwing out canned food and cooking ingredients'') |
− | *'''Rude Dee Dee:''' Hey, where's the |
+ | *'''Rude Dee Dee:''' Hey, where's the f***ing candy? |
*(''Rude Dexter is eating the pie; a can bounces off his head'') |
*(''Rude Dexter is eating the pie; a can bounces off his head'') |
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− | *'''Rude Dexter:''' Hey, watch where you're throwing that skull |
+ | *'''Rude Dexter:''' Hey, watch where you're throwing that, skull f***ing douchebag! |
*'''Rude Dee Dee:''' Okay, I will! |
*'''Rude Dee Dee:''' Okay, I will! |
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*(''She picks up a jar of peanut butter and purposefully throws it at Rude Dexter's head'') |
*(''She picks up a jar of peanut butter and purposefully throws it at Rude Dexter's head'') |
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*'''Rude Dexter:''' Hey! FOOD FIGHT! |
*'''Rude Dexter:''' Hey! FOOD FIGHT! |
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− | *('''He throws the pie at Rude Dee Dee's head; she screams; Rude Dexter laughs and points at her; she then throws a watermelon at Rude Dexter, then laughs and points at him; the food fight resumes; Mom gets up and witnesses the chaos; she |
+ | *('''He throws the pie at Rude Dee Dee's head; she screams; Rude Dexter laughs and points at her; she then throws a watermelon at Rude Dexter, then laughs and points at him; the food fight resumes; Mom gets up and witnesses the chaos; she becomes exceptionally irate as the background turns bright red as Mom angrily closes her eyes'') |
*'''Mom:''' STOP THIS THIS INSTANT! I've had just about enough of you two! Now clean up this mess, and go to your rooms FOREVER! |
*'''Mom:''' STOP THIS THIS INSTANT! I've had just about enough of you two! Now clean up this mess, and go to your rooms FOREVER! |
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− | *'''Rude Dexter:''' Look lady, that's cute and all, but let me tell you somethin'. I make my own |
+ | *'''Rude Dexter:''' Look lady, that's cute and all, but let me tell you somethin'. I make my own f***ing rules. So why don't you do what all good mothers are supposed to do and clean it up yaself? So long, toots. |
− | *(''He and Rude Dee Dee leave the kitchen'') |
+ | *(''He and Rude Dee Dee leave the kitchen while Mom fumes'') |
*'''Rude Dexter:''' Hey look, it's Dorkster and Dumb Dumb. Say, nancy pants, your mom wants ya. |
*'''Rude Dexter:''' Hey look, it's Dorkster and Dumb Dumb. Say, nancy pants, your mom wants ya. |
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*(''Dexter and Dee Dee walk to the kitchen holding hands'') |
*(''Dexter and Dee Dee walk to the kitchen holding hands'') |
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*'''Dexter:''' Oh my. Mother. We best see what she wants. So you're off, then? |
*'''Dexter:''' Oh my. Mother. We best see what she wants. So you're off, then? |
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− | *'''Rude Dexter:''' Yeah, we're gonna go |
+ | *'''Rude Dexter:''' Yeah, we're gonna go f*** up your lab! |
*(''He and Rude Dee Dee run off to the lab'') |
*(''He and Rude Dee Dee run off to the lab'') |
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*'''Dexter:''' Well, they're nice enough fellows once you get to know them. A little rough around the edges, but- oh, hello Mother. Are you in need of us? |
*'''Dexter:''' Well, they're nice enough fellows once you get to know them. A little rough around the edges, but- oh, hello Mother. Are you in need of us? |
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*(''Dexter and Dee Dee enter the messy kitchen as ordered by Mom as she stands next to the door'') |
*(''Dexter and Dee Dee enter the messy kitchen as ordered by Mom as she stands next to the door'') |
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− | *'''Mom:''' Now I'm gonna get a bar of soap to wash out your filthy little mouths, and when I get back I wanna see this place spotless! |
+ | *'''Mom:''' Now I'm gonna get a bar of soap to wash out your filthy little mouths, and when I get back, I wanna see this place ''spotless''! |
− | *(''She slams the door shut; Dexter and Dee Dee look at the mess their rude counterparts left behind'' |
+ | *(''She slams the door shut; Dexter and Dee Dee look at the mess their rude counterparts left behind'') |
*'''Dexter and Dee Dee:''' Oh my! |
*'''Dexter and Dee Dee:''' Oh my! |
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*'''Dexter:''' Well Dee Dee, we must get to work! |
*'''Dexter:''' Well Dee Dee, we must get to work! |
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*'''Dexter:''' No, you! |
*'''Dexter:''' No, you! |
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*(''Dexter and Dee Dee enter a bedroom'') |
*(''Dexter and Dee Dee enter a bedroom'') |
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− | *'''Dexter:'''For the last time it is you that is rude you big-ga!- |
+ | *'''Dexter:''' For the last time, it is you that is rude, you big-ga!- |
*(''Mom stands in the doorway with a bar of soap in her hands'') |
*(''Mom stands in the doorway with a bar of soap in her hands'') |
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*'''Mom:''' Now to clean those filthy mouths. |
*'''Mom:''' Now to clean those filthy mouths. |
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− | *'''Dexter:''' Oooooh, |
+ | *'''Dexter:''' Oooooh, s***. |
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[[Category:Season 2 transcripts]] |
[[Category:Season 2 transcripts]] |
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- (Dexter is in his lab using a welder to finish his invention)
- Dexter: Ahh, my latest, greatest work is just about completed! Hm, one more adjustment to the flux motivator.
- (He goes back to welding; Dee Dee peeks inside the lab and merrily skips inside)
- Dee Dee: Ooooh. Dexter's got gas!
- (She flips over the canisters and lands on the hose with her heel as she slides over to Dexter; Dee Dee grabs the hose and the welder stops working; Dexter lifts his mask and looks at the hose; Dee Dee lets the hose go and the nozzle blasts Dexter's face, leaving him with dark hair)
- Dee Dee: Whatcha doin'? Are you makin' a shrink ray? Hm? Or a remote controller that can turn you into animals? Hm? Hm? Or is it just another dumb robot? Hm? What is it? Huh? Huh?
- Dexter: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! So you want to know what my ingenious invention is, do you?
- Dee Dee: You know it, bro.
- Dexter: *Dramatically* It is great, that's what it is! *Normal tone* This machine has the ability to remove and contain the most annoying personality trait known to man: Rudeness. Behold: The Rude Removal System!
- (The camera pulls out to reveal the Rude Removal System; it then cuts to Dexter standing in front of a chart)
- Dexter: Okay, listen. To simplify this, Dee Dee minus rude equals happy Dexter.
- (As he explains, the camera pans over the entire chart with Dexter standing at the other side smiling)
- Dee Dee: Oh yeah?! *she pokes Dexter's eye* You're the rude one, brother!
- Dexter: It is you that is rude!
- Dee Dee: No, you!
- Dexter: No, you!
- Dee Dee: You!
- Dexter: YOU!
- Dee Dee: YOU!
- Dee Dee: *sarcastically* You're right, Dexter. I am the rude one. *she purposefully kicks Dexter* See?
- (Dexter flies over to the Rude Removal System and slams on the red button)
- Computer: Rude Removal System activated.
- (Dexter clenches his fists and runs toward Dee Dee with a battle cry; they both fight as a cloud appears over both of them; Dee Dee kicks Dexter into the Rude Removal System and she jumps after him; their fight resumes)
- Computer: Rude Removal procedure beginning now.
- (A pink cloud fills up the A tube; Dexter bangs on the glass; the cloud goes over to the B tube; Dexter and Dee Dee look at it)
- Computer: Rude Removal procedure completed.
- Dee Dee: *English accent* Bravo, Dexter, your Rude Removal System is a smashing success!
- Dexter: *English accent* Quite. Like I said before, it takes the rudeness of a person, removes it, and then contains it.
- (The cloud in the B tube fades away; two kids who look very similar to Dee Dee and Dexter come out)
- Rude Dexter: *New York accent* Where the f*** are we?
- Rude Dee Dee: *New York accent* Beats the crap outta me!
- Dexter: Why, you're in Dexter's laboratory, silly! I'm Dexter. And this golden-haired angel behind me is my charming sister, Dee Dee.
- (Dee Dee curtsies)
- Dee Dee: Charmed!
- Rude Dexter: Ah, f*** off!
- Dee Dee and Dexter: *gasp* Oh dear.
- Dexter: Ahem. Excuse me sir, but we think that was very rude, and we are in want of an apology.
- Rude Dexter: Yeah, here's your f***ing apology!
- Mom: *offscreen* Kids! Lunchtime!
- Rude Dexter: Lunchtime! I'm f***ing starving!
- (He drops Dexter to the ground and forges to the kitchen with Rude Dee Dee beside him)
- Dee Dee: Dexter? I'm sorry those meanies broke your machine and made you look like a wimp.
- Dexter: Why, it's okay, Dee Dee. Maybe they'll be in better spirits after eating some of Mom's delicious cooking.
- (They smile and lick their lips)
- Dee Dee and Dexter: Mmm!
- (Cut to the kitchen; Mom is seen mixing batter; Rude Dee Dee kicks the door open)
- Mom: Kids, have a seat. I'll be right with you.
- (The rude kids fight over a seat; Rude Dee Dee pushes Rude Dexter out of the way using her hip; As Mom walks over to the table, Rude Dexter lands in front of her and Mom trips over him)
- Mom: I hope you're hungry because I've made a very- *grunts* speciallunchthatIgotfromarecipethatIfoundinaspecialBetsyCrockermagazine! *huffing* I hope you like it.
- (She gets up from the floor with green stars and dots circling her head; Rude Dexter chews the food)
- Mom: Well, what do you think, Dexter?
- Rude Dexter: *with a full mouth* I think it tastes like s***!
- (He spits the food at a shocked Mom; Mom falls to the floor)
- Mom: Oh!
- (Rude Dee Dee takes the bowl, sticks her entire face in it, and gobbles away)
- Rude Dexter: I gots to find some f***ing food!
- (He walks over to the fridge and starts throwing out food)
- Rude Dexter: No! No! Uh-uh! Nada! No way! Ah! *he pulls out a pie* Oh baby, come to Papa.
- (Mom gets up)
- Mom: Ugh...ah? Dexter! No! Absolutely not! You cannot have any dessert.
- Rude Dexter: Why? You want it all to yourself?
- (Mom gasps, grows wrinkles, and falls to the floor again; Rude Dee Dee is at a cabinet throwing out canned food and cooking ingredients)
- Rude Dee Dee: Hey, where's the f***ing candy?
- (Rude Dexter is eating the pie; a can bounces off his head)
- Rude Dexter: Hey, watch where you're throwing that, skull f***ing douchebag!
- Rude Dee Dee: Okay, I will!
- (She picks up a jar of peanut butter and purposefully throws it at Rude Dexter's head)
- Rude Dexter: Hey! FOOD FIGHT!
- ('He throws the pie at Rude Dee Dee's head; she screams; Rude Dexter laughs and points at her; she then throws a watermelon at Rude Dexter, then laughs and points at him; the food fight resumes; Mom gets up and witnesses the chaos; she becomes exceptionally irate as the background turns bright red as Mom angrily closes her eyes)
- Mom: STOP THIS THIS INSTANT! I've had just about enough of you two! Now clean up this mess, and go to your rooms FOREVER!
- Rude Dexter: Look lady, that's cute and all, but let me tell you somethin'. I make my own f***ing rules. So why don't you do what all good mothers are supposed to do and clean it up yaself? So long, toots.
- (He and Rude Dee Dee leave the kitchen while Mom fumes)
- Rude Dexter: Hey look, it's Dorkster and Dumb Dumb. Say, nancy pants, your mom wants ya.
- (Dexter and Dee Dee walk to the kitchen holding hands)
- Dexter: Oh my. Mother. We best see what she wants. So you're off, then?
- Rude Dexter: Yeah, we're gonna go f*** up your lab!
- (He and Rude Dee Dee run off to the lab)
- Dexter: Well, they're nice enough fellows once you get to know them. A little rough around the edges, but- oh, hello Mother. Are you in need of us?
- (Dexter and Dee Dee enter the messy kitchen as ordered by Mom as she stands next to the door)
- Mom: Now I'm gonna get a bar of soap to wash out your filthy little mouths, and when I get back, I wanna see this place spotless!
- (She slams the door shut; Dexter and Dee Dee look at the mess their rude counterparts left behind)
- Dexter and Dee Dee: Oh my!
- Dexter: Well Dee Dee, we must get to work!
- (A sound comes from Dexter's laboratory)
- Dexter: It appears our counterparts are involved in some sort of mischief upstairs, we should come to their aid, wouldn't you say?
- Dee Dee: Why, yes! But what with the cleaning, dear brother?
- (Dexter thinks)
- Dexter: I got it! And it's a pip of an idea too! We'll leave a note!
- (Dexter posts a note on the fridge)
- Dexter: Oh, yes. Come, dear sister.
- (In the laboratory, Rude Dexter and Rude Dee Dee are causing chaos while they laugh maniacally)
- Dexter: Excuse me, sir and madam, but you must stop this senseless destruction now!
- (Dee Dee wags her finger)
- Dexter: Please.
- (Rude Dexter fires a laser at them)
- Dexter and Dee Dee: Woah!
- (They both run away and hide behind a wall; Rude Dee Dee reaches for the laser gun while Rude Dexter pushes her away)
- Rude Dee Dee: Let me play with that!
- Rude Dexter: You're too stupid to use it you moron!
- (He whacks Rude Dee Dee with the gun)
- Dexter: Gosh Dee Dee! I have an idea but, it's a little bit blue!
- Dee Dee: Oh! Well, let's hear it anyway!
- (Dexter whispers to her)
- Dee Dee: Oh my Dexter! That is deceptive!
- (They run to the Rude Removal System; Dee Dee gives Dexter the signal)
- Dexter: Out loud Oh, I hope nobody goes into the Rude Remove System! Where they could duplicate themselves even more and then there could possibly be millions of rude fellows running around!
- Rude Dexter and Rude Dee Dee: Yeah!
- (They run to the Rude Removal System and jump inside; Dee Dee closes the B tube and Dexter starts the reversal procedure)
- Computer: Rude Removal Reversal System activated.
- (Rude Dexter and Rude Dee Dee disappear)
- Computer: Sequence complete.
- (Dexter and Dee Dee step out of the A tube)
- Dexter: Phew! Glad that's over, no thanks to you!
- Dee Dee: Me? I'm not the one who built that stupid thing!
- Dexter: But I built it to remove your rudeness.
- Dee Dee: I'm not rude, you are!
- Dexter: No, you!
- (Dexter and Dee Dee enter a bedroom)
- Dexter: For the last time, it is you that is rude, you big-ga!-
- (Mom stands in the doorway with a bar of soap in her hands)
- Mom: Now to clean those filthy mouths.
- Dexter: Oooooh, s***.