Dexter's Laboratory Wiki
Advertisement
General
Script
Gallery
  • (A four-layered magnifying glass is seen eyeing Earth; the citizens are seen running and screaming in fear; pull out to Dexter looking at the glass with the sounds going into his ear; Dee Dee enters his room)
  • Dexter: *voice-over* My recent study of Horton's Theory of Who has lead me to believe that I have found some sort of sub-molecular lifeforms. Utter silence is necessary to focusing on the quantum sound wavelengths.
  • (A nail hits the ground, causing a massive reverb to hit Dexter's eardrum; he shivers and stops when the noise does; Dee Dee appears from the left)
  • Dee Dee: HI!!
  • (The reverb causes Dexter's ear machine to go out of control; he pulls it out of his ear)
  • Dexter: Dee Dee, I am doing delicate research. I need absolute quiet!
  • (Short pause)
  • Dee Dee: So anyway, I went to the park to meet my friend Lila, who started to tell me a story about a story of a boy and a girl who met in the park, and the boy said to the girl-
  • Dexter: Uh, wait a minute, this isn't another one of your stupid knock-knock jokes, is it?
  • Dee Dee: No.
  • (Dexter walks off)
  • Dee Dee: So anyway, the boy told the girl that he came to the park from his house to see her and to tell her-
  • Dexter: Hey! Can you not be quiet for a nanosecond?! I cannot even hear myself think!
  • Dee Dee: So the boy continued to tell the girl, who came to the park from her house-
  • Dexter: Just shut up!
  • (The pace gets slightly faster)
  • Dee Dee: And the girl took a big, flying pony to the park-
  • Dexter: I've gotta shut her up!
  • (He opens his lab coat to reveal two pink potions and a green potion; Dexter grabs the green potion; he and Dee Dee stop moving)
  • Dexter: Dee Dee, would you like a drink?
  • Dee Dee: Thank you, I was getting thirsty...
  • (She drinks the potion whole and rubs her mouth)
  • Dee Dee: ...from all that talking.
  • (Her mouth starts wavering and it is inhaled)
  • Dexter: Silence!
  • (Dee Dee's mouth widens)
  • Dee Dee: *talking loudly* And the girl rode in on the pony!
  • (Dexter looks at the potion bottle with a tag that reads "DON'T DRINK THIS! It will turn you into a MONSTER!")
  • Dexter: Oh, Sweet Father of Chemistry, what have I done?
  • (Dee Dee suddenly grows with her entire skin being the same color as her hair)
  • Dexter: Oh, shoot. Heh-heh... Nice Dee Dee, nice Dee Dee!
  • (He runs away screaming; Dee Dee, who is now a tall bird-like creature, looks at Dexter angrily)
  • Dexter: Help, help, save me! I'm a genius! Save the brain! Save the brain!
  • Dee Dee: Dexter! I haven't finished my story yet!
  • (She starts crying; Dexter is behind a wall gasping for air; Dee Dee's cry echoes around the lab, causing damages to the beakers, the hourglass; and many other machines)
  • Dexter: My lab!
  • (Dee Dee's crying continues to cause extensive damage; Dexter shakes his fists in anger)
  • Dexter: *loudly* SHUT... UP!!!
  • (Dee Dee stops crying)
  • Dexter: This is unacceptable! You want to torture me? Fine! But when you mess with the lab, there will be a piper to pay! It is time to fight fire with fire! I'm coming after you.
  • (Dexter opens his lab coat and pulls out his second monster potion and starts drinking it; he burps and starts transforming into a slug-like monster; pull back to see that Dexter isn't as strong as he is; Dee Dee puts one of her talons in front of her brother)
  • Dexter: Oops.
  • (He starts whistling and slithers away as fast as he can; Dee Dee chases after him)
  • Dee Dee: You will listen to my story!
  • (Dexter slithers into a nearby corridor; Dee Dee's stomping trails off into the distance)
  • Dexter: Whew.
  • Dee Dee: Oh, Dexter? Dexter! Now where did he go?
  • (Fade to a slimy substance covering a wall; Dexter's cocoon is seen bulging out from between the walls; fade to Dexter resting comfortably)
  • Dexter: Ah... peace at last.
  • (Outside, Dee Dee watches as Dexter evolves; several calendar pages fly down from the top of the screen; inside the cocoon, Dexter's legs grow in size; a clock with its arms spinning; Dee Dee looks at her watch; Dexter's teeth grow into sharp fangs; a timer is heard ticking and it rings; Dexter yawns, and then grows into a monster; Dee Dee watches to her delight)
  • Dee Dee: So anyway, the boy told her that he liked ponies too. No, wait a second. It was the boy who rode in on the pony.
  • (Dexter covers his ears)
  • Dexter: Shut up, shut up, shut up!
  • (He runs toward a wall and breaks through it)
  • Dee Dee: Well, nonetheless, it was a pink pony and...
  • (She grows larger, with her skin turning into a creamy white color)
  • Dee Dee: Oh, Dexter? Dexter?
  • (In the city, Dexter tiptoes through the area hiding from Dee Dee; a woman pops her head out of a window and starts screaming)
  • Woman: Monster!
  • (She faints; Dexter shudders and lets out a loud burp and he grows in size)
  • Dee Dee: There you are, Dexter!
  • (Dexter climbs a nearby building and Dee Dee follows shortly after)
  • Dee Dee: So let's continue. The boy and the girl were in the park, and the pink pony brought some snacks.
  • (A police helicopter flies toward the building)
  • Police officer: I'm sorry, miss, but we have a one monster per building rule. I'm gonna have to give you a ticket.
  • (He pulls out a notepad and pencil; Dexter climbs down)
  • Police officer: Now, I'll need a license and registration.
  • (Dee Dee grows taller; the police officers watch in shock)
  • Police officer: Heh-heh, we'll just send you a bill.
  • (The helicopter flies away; the camera pulls out to see Dee Dee towering over the entire city with the appearance of a spider-like monster)
  • Dee Dee: Dexter! I see you!
  • (She scuttles toward Dexter; Dexter is seen standing next to a nuclear plant; he picks up one of the radiation containers and drinks it; Dexter grows in size once more, now the same size as Dee Dee, with the scales on his back turning into sharp fangs)
  • Dexter: This ends now!
  • Dee Dee: But I'm not finished!
  • (A fight between them breaks out; both jump backwards making battle cries and striking poses before leaping at each other; Dee Dee flies toward Dexter with one of her fists coated in flames)
  • Dee Dee: Nitro-Punch!
  • (Dexter curls up his body and starts spinning like a sawblade)
  • Dexter: Mud Saw!
  • (Dexter's scales shred Dee Dee's skin; Dee Dee bites Dexter and scratches him)
  • Dexter: Tail Whip!
  • (He hits Dee Dee with his tail; Dee Dee uses four of her legs and latches onto Dexter's neck and tickles him)
  • Dee Dee: Squid Attack!
  • Dexter: Monkey Mouth!
  • (He breathes fire and knocks Dee Dee back; Dee Dee angrily leaps out of the flames, then stands on one of her legs and, similarly to a ceiling fan, uses the other seven to attack Dexter)
  • Dee Dee: Octo-Bash!
  • (The citizens all run away screaming; Dexter falls onto a series of buildings behind him as Dee Dee grins in victory; Dexter hits the ground hard and Dee Dee pins him)
  • Dee Dee: Now you'll listen! So the boy told the girl in the park on the pony... "Knock-knock!"
  • (Dexter opens his eyes in shock as Dee Dee has a bright grin)
  • Dexter: Noooooooooooooo!!!
  • (Dexter's scream echoes around the universe; a four-layered magnifying glass appears from the top-right corner; iris cut to black)
Advertisement