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  • Dexter: Ah, Sunday afternoon at my house finds my family members occupying themselves with their favorite hobbies. Dad is in the living room reading the paper. Mom is in the kitchen making treats for us. Dee Dee is blathering to her friends about some silly boy band she likes. And I, Dexter, am deep within my laboratory where it is nice and quiet... So quiet you can hear a germ sing.
  • Dee Dee: (singing) Come on, baby, it's you and me
  • Dexter: What the...?
  • Dee Dee: (singing) Come on, baby, can't you see? It's got be you and me
  • Dexter: What is going on?
  • Dee Dee: Forever!
  • Dexter: Dee Dee, you just ruined my experiment! Stop your noisemaking and leave at once.
  • Dee Dee: But I can't stop how I feel can't you know my love's for real?
  • (Dexter pushes her out of his lab. Dee Dee shrugs it off as she goes somewhere else)
  • Dee Dee: Come on, baby, it's you and me. cookies, cookies, yum, yum, yum
  • Unknown male voice: Two, three, four. Come on, baby, it's you and me
  • Dee Dee: It's got to be you and me forever (cough cough) Mr. Fuzzums, I think something's wrong I can't stop myself from singing this song I hope this doesn't last too long Dexter!
  • Dee Dee: Dexter, help me, there's something weird I've got this boy band song stuck in my ear I cannot get it out I fear!
  • Dexter: What the heck? Be quiet for a second, Dee Dee, and hold still. Well, would you look at that?
  • Yellow germ: Ah
  • Purple germ: Ah
  • Green germ: Ah
  • Red Germ: Ah
  • Aquamarine Germ: Ah
  • Dexter: well, Dee Dee, it would seem you've been infected with the boy band virus.
  • (Dee Dee gasps as she looks at her ear)
  • Dexter: Now, if you can just be quiet and hold still for a few hours, I can study the virus and hopefully find the cure.
  • Dexter: Hold still! Be quiet! Ok, what have we got here?
  • Aquamarine Germ: Two, three, four.
  • Boy band virus: Come on, baby, it's you and me
  • Dee Dee: come on, baby, can't you see? La la la la la la la la
  • Dexter: Oh, wait, Dee Dee, please do not go. Please come back so I can drop everything and cure your stupid virus. Feh! All righty, then. Dee Dee! Dee Dee, come on, now. I need to cure you before you get worse.
  • Dexter: Dee Dee! Dee Dee! Dee Dee?
  • (Dee Dee is huddle by the sink with her hands clasp on her ears singing nervously; she points to mom)
  • Dexter: Mom?
  • Boy band virus: Come on, baby, it's you and me.
  • Mom: Uh, come on, baby, can't you see? It's got to be you and me forever (she gasp)
  • Dexter: It's ok, mom. You've been infected with the boy band virus, thanks to Dee Dee.
  • Dee Dee: They won't stop no matter what I do.
  • Mom: That's exactly how I feel, too no matter how hard I try I can't stop
  • Dexter: (singing) look, I know that it's a catchy tune but I'll cure this virus pretty soon oh, no, I think I've got it, too
  • Both Mom and Dee Dee: yes, you do
  • Dexter: Aah! Got to fix this and fix it good before it spreads out to the neighborhood just one turn of the wrench, that should... Ah, I've done it
  • Dee Dee: Hey, Dexter, whatcha doing there?
  • Dexter: Hey, Dee Dee, you get out of here wait, actually, come try this on it's a head band.
  • Dee Dee: So, what's this gonna do to me?
  • Dexter: It'll reset all your memory it's like a little frontal... lobotomy.
  • Dee Dee: Come on, baby, it's you and me come on, baby, can't you see? It's got to be you and me .
  • (Dexter becomes hesitant to push the button)
  • Dee Dee: Come on, push the button! Do it, do it, do it!
  • Dexter: Hey, wait a second. You're not singing now. And neither am I. Hmm. Come on, now. Let's go have a look.
  • Dexter: Well, look at that. They're disbanding. Seems like this one's trying to go off on his own.
  • Dee Dee: Oh, that never works.
  • Dexter: But it does appear to be the natural progression. Yes. I think now they're too weak to infect us with their stupid song.
  • Dee Dee: Yay! We're cured!
  • Dexter: Hopefully. We will have to wait and see.
  • Dexter: Success! No longer will we be infected by that boy band virus. The world is safe. Ahh.
  • (In the show dad is shown singing the boy band song; this shown he has been infected by the virus)
  • Dad: La la la la la la la la. La la la la la la hmm hmm. Forever.
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"Hmm, something's still wrong, but what?!"

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