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  • Mom: Uh... honey? I don't think that’s gonna fit.
  • Dad: Just a little more dear. Got it! See hon, I told you I could do it.
  • Mandark: Dee Dee.
  • Mandark: Yes. Yes. With this all powering Neurotomic Protocore in my possession, I will make the world mine! Haa haa haa! Haa haa haa haa haa! Haa haa haa haa! Haa haa!
  • Dexter: Unhand that Neurotomic Protocore Mandark!
  • Mandark: Who said that?
  • Dexter: I did! Dexter!
  • Mandark: Blast you Dexter! Hay, now’s there's an idea. Blast Dexter. Yes. Blast Dexter!
  • Dexter: Know this Mandark, that as long as I live you will never possess the Neurotomic Protocore. I swear it.
  • Mandark: And I swear Dexter for as long as I shall live, I will one day possess the Neurotomic Protocore and rule the world. I swear it.
  • Dexter: Whew! Now that that is taken care of I can get back to work. Have your gibberish woman. I have no time for you today. Much too much has happened. So I bid you adieu. Goodbye sister. You know the exit is this way, goodbye.
  • Dexter: Dee Dee, how many times do I have to tell you to stay out of my laborrr... You're not Dee Dee. W-w-w-who are you?
  • Robot: We are here to destroy the one who saved the future.
  • Dexter: Ahhhhhoo ahh ahh ahh ooh aah.... ...! Enough! No robots are going to threaten me in my lab. Even if they are from the future. Futuristic robots prepared to meet your maker! Ahhhh!
  • Dexter: Well, that was easy. No dumb robots from the future can destroy this little genius. But boy oh boy. I must be something else for somebody to go through all this trouble. Boy oh boy. Dexter, the boy who saved the future. Woo! I can't wait for the future. Pft. The future is taking too long. Wait a second, I don't have to wait for the future. I'll just get into my old trusty time machine. And zap, boom, pop! I'll get to see how cool I am. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Oh boy! Future, here I come.
  • Dexter: This is very peculiar. The lab seems untouched. But I have traveled the years into the future. Is nothing different? This is different. Aliens! Hey! What are you non-aliens doing in my laboratory?
  • Man: Your laboratory? This is our rec room. Who are you? What are you doing here? What's your number?
  • Dexter: I do not have a number. I am Dexter the one who saved the future. And I live here- Yow!
  • Man: No number, huh? Come with me. It is a sad sad world when the no numbers can just waltz on in onto private property with no trouble at all. I hope you like jail Mr. No Number.
  • Officer: Officer here. How can I be of assistance? Man: I have here, a no number!
  • Officer: Were on our way. Let's get him boys.
  • Man: Aye!
  • Dexter: Dexter boy, sometimes this is just too easy. Closet!?! This is supposed to be the front door.
  • Officer: Stop where you are and put your hands in the air!
  • Dexter: Where is the front door?!? Where is the front door? Wait, I wonder if my old emergency exit route is still here.
  • Officer: Where'd he go? He's nowhere to be found.
  • Dexter: I guess I don't live here in the future. My folks must have moved out when the neighborhood started growing. Boy, what cool cars. Wow. Would ya' look at that. The future. Clearly these achievements must be my own.
  • Robot: Unauthorized walking. Identify yourself.
  • Dexter: Dexter, boy genius.
  • Robot: State your number.
  • Dexter: I have been told I have no number.
  • Robot: Retinal scan. Number twelve Why are you not at your workstation?
  • Dexter: Workstation! I don't work, I'm a boy.
  • Robot: Must return to work station.
  • Dexter: How can I return to a workstation I have never even been too? That is right. My future self. Well Mr. Robot, it looks like 'duh' you are taking me exactly where I want to go. To the heart of the city robot. Where my laboratory in the sky awaits. I love the future!
  • Adult Dexter: Mmm, breakfast.. 8:52 Holy cow, I'm almost late. I better log on. Good morning number, welcome to work. Aw, just made it. Wow, I could have been in big big trouble.
  • Mandark's voice: Number twelve.
  • Adult Dexter: Y-y-yes sir?
  • Mandark: You are almost late this morning.
  • Adult Dexter: But but but but but but.
  • Mandark: Report to my office immediately.
  • Clerk: You're expected.
  • Mandark: You! Almost late for work again. Tisk tisk tisk. Such a pity. There are two types of people in this world number , there are those who struggle to support their families. Scratching and scraping. For any little morsel of food… oh! They can find. And there's the strong and powerful the elite. With luxuries that others can't possibly dream of. But you number twelve are neither. Ha haha ha hahahaha hahahaha ha haha hahahaha haha ha!
  • Dexter: Hey, hey, hey. What you think you're are doing? This is not my laboratory in the sky! Mandark!
  • Mandark: Ladies and gentlemen please excuse the interruption. I invite you to join me in the public floggings of a number twelve, for once again he was almost late for work. And so number twelve before we get started, do you have anything to say for yourself?
  • Adult Dexter: Could I have some padding?
  • Mandark: No.Now make a wish.
  • Adult Dexter: Ahhh!
  • Dexter: Number twelve?
  • Mandark: Again!
  • Dexter: Number twelve?
  • Mandark: Again!
  • Adult Dexter: Ahhh!
  • Dexter: N-n-n-number twelve? That's me?
  • Mandark: This time has been duly noted and will be deducted from your salary. Thank you.
  • Dexter: You! You.
  • Adult Dexter: Ohhh! No, no please don't hurt me.
  • Dexter: I traveled to the future for this?
  • Mandark: I don't hear any typing down their number twelve.
  • Adult Dexter: Quick, get out of the chair, I have to get back on schedule.
  • Dexter: Man, how do you let that duffus Mandark push you around?
  • Adult Dexter: I don't know what you're talking about. Please leave.
  • Dexter: Just out of curiosity, did you become a wimp overnight or was it a gradual process.
  • Adult Dexter: Oh I've always been like this.
  • Dexter: Wrong! I had yet to be beaten by that oversize head of a man but. You! You cower at the sound of his voice.
  • Mandark: Typing!
  • Dexter: See! You have ruined everything I have worked for, haven't you!
  • Adult Dexter: I don't know you are but please leave.
  • Dexter: You don't know who I am? You don't know who I am! I travel through space and time to see you and you can't even recognize your own flesh and blood!
  • Adult Dexter: What?
  • Dexter: Yes, I am you.
  • Adult Dexter: But it can't be. Can it?
  • Mandark: Typing.
  • Adult Dexter: I'm sorry I wish I could talk but I'm very very busy.
  • Dexter: What possibly could you do here that is more important than talking to yourself.
  • Adult Dexter: I hope you know that what I do here is very important. I designed these cubicles.
  • Dexter: I cannot believe this. Robots from the future come back in time to destroy me cause' I saved the future and then I travel in time to see how cool I am saving the future and here I find you. A pitiful excuse of a Dexter. The Neurotomic Protocore. Hello, what are these? Designs utilizing Neurotomic. An unlimited power producing pylon. Teletronic matter manipulation. Centralized neurotomic information distribution. These ideas are incredible.
  • Adult Dexter: No no, those are nothing. You should see the new cubicle design I did ten by ten. Yes, I increased the cubicle space by foot.
  • Dexter: Are you crazy! These plans can revolutionize the future. You are a real Dexter after all. Stop the typing. Stop the typing.Stop the typing! You are not a worker drone my friend.. You are not just a number. You are a genius! You have got a name. What is your name?
  • Adult Dexter: Number twelve
  • Dexter: No! What is your name?
  • Adult Dexter: T-t-twelve.
  • Dexter: No! What…is…your…name?
  • Dexter: Yes. Yes!
  • Adult Dexter: De-De-De... Dexter?
  • Dexter: Again.
  • Adult Dexter: Dexter?
  • Dexter: Again!
  • Adult Dexter: Dexter!
  • Dexter: Yes! Dexter is the name of a lion a tiger a bear!
  • Adult Dexter: Oh my!
  • Dexter: Now let's get the heck into the future and see how cool we are.
  • Mandark: Typing. Number twelve! Hee, hee, hee. Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee. Hee, hee, hee. Haha ha! Haha ha! Hahaha! Hahahahaha! Hahaha! Hahahahaha! Hahaha! Hahahahaha!
  • Dexter: Boy oh boy the future. The future I can hardly wait.
  • Adult Dexter: Oh, I think I'm going to be sick.
  • Dexter: It seems that my lab is back to its original order. Uh-uh, that is strange.
  • Adult Dexter: I forgot how much I hate time travel.
  • Dexter: It seems that were surrounded by a very large pane. I'll say.
  • Adult Dexter: Air! Can't breathe! Gotta get out! Gotta get out! Out! Out! Let me out!
  • Dexter: I gotta get it to work.
  • Adult Dexter: Freedom! We're out.
  • Dexter: Hey this looks like a museum about my old stuff. Wow! Big Giant Dexo Robo. Man, me and this puppy have had quite a few adventures together. Whats this? Ptooie. Ptooie. Styrofoam. I did not build the giant Dexo Robo out of Styrofoam. This is not a fair representation of the genius that is Dexter. This is a piece of junk!
  • Mandark: Hey, what's with all the racket.
  • Dexer: Mandark?
  • Adult Dexter: Ahhh! I'm typing I'm typing!
  • Mandark: I know that you Dexter and don't think I haven't forgotten what you did to me. I'm still gonna get you Dexter!
  • Dexter: What are you doing?
  • Adult Dexter: I'm typing.
  • Dexter: We'll cut it out and look. There's nothing left of Mandark but his lame brain.
  • Brain Mandark: I heard that!
  • Adult Dexter: Lame brain. That's pretty funny.
  • Dexter: I wonder what it was that Mandark lost his head over.
  • Brain Mandark: Oh, I heard that too! Oh, I'm warning you!
  • Dexter: What are you going to do think something bad?
  • Brain Mandark: Why you...Come here and I'll teach you a lesson. You'll see, I'll be back on my feet and destroy you yet Dexter!
  • Curator: What is all the ruckus in here? Who is causing all this? Oh! My gracious! Who could have done this? Who would want to destroy the homage to our all knowing and omnipotent leader Dexter!
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